HASHFEST REGISTRATION HAS ENDED

Hey Hashers, due to an unforeseen circumstance we can no longer accept new Hashfest registrations. We are really sorry about that. We'll try not to interrupt your beer-drinking ever again :-)

A List of Hashfest Teams

With just a few days to go til' Hashfest, here are the teams as we have them. Make a comment to change your team, or email me at cristpot@yahoo.com. It's not too late to create a new team. On On to Hashfest! Pot Ho

1. A Little Bit of SLO:
Backdoor Weedwacker
Gag Order
Just Chris
Mr. Chihuaha's Wild Ride
Stop Drop & Swallow

2. (The) Beer Hunters:
Bent Penis
Bum Liquor
Cream Puff
Damian the AntiChrist
Retracted

3. Da Old Guys:
Almost Perfect Asshole
Dr. Mikey
Harlot
Little Dipper
Saralegal

4. Dear Hunters:
Blojak
Jesus Christ Super Scar
Morning Cocktail
Stumbelina
???

5. E=MC Hammered:
Just Andrew
Just Bryan
Just Matt
Just Nick
Just Robby

6. Lez Be Hosin’:
Big-a-Tits
Finger in the Dyke
Kenny G-spot
Little Dutch Boy
Moan-N-F**ker

7. NOMAM:
Golden Globes
Just Steve-O
Fluff’Her
Just Eric
Penguin

8. The OC Light Weights:
Sheep Thrills
Tissue Tits
Whale Boner
Howdy do Me
Butt Dart

9. Polygamist Dream Team:
Cockrider
Nipple Schnitzle
Oedipussy ?
???
???

10. St Pauli Girlz:
Asscrackistan
Ballwasher
Pot Ho
Psycho Bitch
Stock Ho

11. Team Landfill:
Back Door Whore
Faggedy Andy
Nice Hair Fag
Dos Hickies
???

12. St. Paulie Pimps:
Inbred Fred
Strokin in the Boyz Room
X-Lax
Titty Bear
Upchuck No F**k

13. Blonde Tit Bangers:
Just Kathy
She Bangs
Tit Mitt
Low Beams
Down Wendy

14. The Signal Hill Posse:
Pillsbury Blow Boy
4H
???
???
???

15. Bravarian Bangers:
Just Aleesa
Just Dan
Just Anita
Just Michelle
Just Ryan

16. Sempre Bi, Marines:
don't have their names yet

Raffle

These two great packages are going to be raffled off - tickets only a dollar each!

One package has everything you need to lay trail, a handmade flour bag, complete with flour, chalk, and a beer, and an extra pocket for carrying keys, cell phone, money and stuff like that.

The other package has a one of a kind hash bag, including tee shirts, condoms (male and female), a collector Tom Petty beer stein, a few beers, mugs, hats, and some other great stuff.

Lez Be Hosin'!

We're the cross-dressin', rootin'-tootin', beer-drinkin', knicker-knackerin' team, the Lez Be Hosin'! Look out frauleins, we're out of the closet and in the bar! Don't ask / Don't tell who's on this team .... Okay, it's Kenny G Spot, Bigatits, Moan'n Fucker, Little Dutch Boy and Finger in The Dyke. We're here, we're queer and we're drinkin' beer, and when we say your team is goin' down, we mean it!!!

Ya whippersnappers

Call us what you will: foagies, old farts, alta cockers, codgers, runners without walkers, hash trash, relics, wiseasses. Whatever, we've still got more years of drinking under our belts than you. So we're gonna win us some trophies!

Da Old Guys - Almost Perfect Asshole, Lil' Dipper, Dr. Mikey, Harlot & Saralegal

Can't Touch This! ....... New Boot Hashfest Team

Some bad boys from Redondo Beach have put together a Hashfest team. So let's shout out to E=MC Hammered.

These New Boots are Just Matt, Just Bryan, Just Robby, Just Andrew, & Just Nick.

Are they really Too Legit to Quit? Or is their Hashfest relativity merely a theory?