Introducing "The Beer Hunters", Hashfest's Winning Team

The Beer Hunters are: Bent Penis, Bum Liquor, Cream Puff, Damian the AntiChrist and Retracted.

You'll know it's us when you see all the camo, red bandannas and glazed look of desperation in our eyes.

Our favorite quote from the movie: "Mao, mao, mao!"

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3lt_gcn0I)

Oh, wait, you probably expect a quote from Beerfest, not The Deer Hunter. Ok, then, "Take the bet, you fucking pussy!"

(http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Beerfest"e=takethebet.txt&file=takethebet.mp3)

See ya at Hashfest! On on!

Hashfest Q&A....is that like T&A?

*Do I have to be on a team to register for Hashfest?

No, this is the hash and there are no rules in hashing, so you don't have to be on a team. If you are the type who just likes to watch, fine, we'll have plenty to show you. But the team games are cool. So if you want to be on a team but don't have one, just show up and we'll help you find some team mates.

*What kind of games will the teams be playing?

Well, we're not going to tell you. But since this is the hash and our motto is "a drinking club with a running problem" it would be safe to assume that drinking will be involved.

*My team likes to dress up...is that cool?

Yes, Bent. We're encouraging the teams to form an "identity". However, this may not be the best look for you...or your team.

more on Hashfest hotels...

Hmmm, could she be practicing for Hashfest...or just hangin' wondering about a hotel reservation?

Asscrackistan has discovered that the hotel manager at the Redondo Pier Inn is a little ANAL!

To reserve a room say you are part of the "Beverly Crist" group and then use the code "LAH3 1400th". As of 8/25 there 18 rooms available. Here's what you need to know:

Redondo Pier Inn, 206 South Pacific Coast Highway, Redondo Beach, CA 90277, 310-318-1811

Our group rate for 9/29 is $79 (1 King) & $84 (2 Queens). This rate expires 9/23. The regular room rates are $95-$125.

Hashfest Challenge

Hey Hashers! Get yourselves registered for Hashfest and form a team.

Stock Ho


Ours is the Saint Paulie Girlz...you know, Saint Paulie Girl German beer and Paulie's Upper Deck, the start of Hashfest...it's like so perfect!

Pot Ho

Our motto is: We may be cute, but can we chug da boot?

Asscrackistan

Look for us at Hashfest in our St. Paulie girl outfits!

PsycHoBitch

Auf Wieder Sehen!

CockHodial Done Me

Our team is better than yours !

The birth of the mother of Hashfest

Time to start training for Coctoberfest presents Hashfest!

LAH3 Celebrates It's 1400th with Hashfest!

These hashers are training for Hashfest. You should be too!

Hashfest is the ultimate test of a hashers beer drinking mettle. It features a trail with beer games, followed by an On On On with more games, German food, a gimme, music, and maybe a few skits. Hint, if you loved the original Cocktoberfest hash (and who didn't!) and saw the movie Beerfest, then put them together and you've got this trail. Register by 9/12/07 and the price is only $25 for this one-day event. After that it goes up to $35 and your tee-shirt won't be guaranteed.

Download the flier with the link at the bottom of this page. and then mail it with your check made payable to LAH3 to Andrew "Saralegal" Cohen, 11120 Queensland St. #H57, L.A., CA 90034

Don't drink and Drive. Stay at the nearby hash hotel, Redondo Pier Inn, 206 South PCH, Redondo Beach, CA 90277, 310-318-1811. Mention the code "LAH3 1400th" for group rates of $79 (1 King) - $84 (2 Queens) (limited quantity). The regular rates are $95-$125.

An alternate hotel is the BEST WESTERN Sunrise at Redondo Beach Marina
1 king bed/2 queen beds = $155.00
310-376-0746, Block name = Paulie's Upper Deck event
We have 10 rooms blocked at this rate. Rooms include: Complementary
breakfast, Bicycle rentals, Daily newspapers, free parking, fitness room,
and free high-speed wireless Internet access.

Who's Cumming

Pot Ho
Damien
Hard in the Saddle
Golden Globes
Fluffer
Saralegal
Asscrackistan
X-Lax
Stock Ho
Cockodial Done me
Oedipussy
Psycho Bitch
Creampuff
Ballwasher
Stumbelina
Beefeater
Nice Hair Fag
Dr. Mikey
Harlot
Just Mary (Redlands)
Just Gary (Redlands)
Paddle me Silly
PP Longsucking
Blojak
Little Dipper
Not My Johnson
Amelia Airfart
Chicken Choker
Baby Crack Whore
Two Bit Oar
Fucking Crazy
Titty Bear
Never Enough Beaver
Retracted
Winey Vaginey
Got Milk
Pinky
Geezer Teaser
Gives Good Head & Shoulders
Cornhole Hussie
Pillsbury Blow Boy
Morning Cocktail
Sponge
Put a Dick in it
Strokin in the Boyz Room
Almost Perfect Asshole
Just Matt
Just Robby
Just Andrew
Just Nick
Just Bryan
Big-a-tits
Kenny G-spot
Finger in the Dyke
Little Dutch Boy
Cockrider
Nipple Schnitzle
Broomhilda
Bent Penis
Penguin
Jesus Christ Super Scar
Just Bev
Just Rick
Rolling Rocks
Bone of Arc
Mr. Chihuaha's Wild Ride
Gag Order
Stop Drop & Swallow
Backdoor Weedwacker
Just Chris
Mr. Rats' Ass
Dos Hickies
Back Door Whore
Tit Mitt
She Bangs
Just Kathy
Faggedy Andy
Whale Boner
Sheep Thrils
Fish Lips
Venus d'Penis
Tealy Dan
Sir Lance-A-Nut
Space Available
Moan'N
Fungus Amongstus
Slippery Mons
Piss & Moan
Just Jackie
Just Steve-O
Scratch n Sniff
Long Ride
Massive Two Tits
Tissue Tits
Detachable Penis
First Period